A Man, A Woman, and a Robot

A man, a woman, and a robot walk into a theatre to watch a new one-act play.

The man sees:

GUY ON STAGE: I love you.
GIRL ON STAGE: [pulls out harpoon gun and shoots GUY ON STAGE in the chest]

MAN: That bitch.

The woman sees:

GUY ON STAGE: I'm going to cheat on you with your sister and then run over your cat.
GIRL ON STAGE: But I love you! [sobs uncontrollably]

WOMAN: That bastard.

The robot sees:

HUMAN MALE: Hey.
HUMAN FEMALE: Hey.

ROBOT: I don't get it.

Exeunt all.